You know how I was pondering the unpleasantness of that eye exam yesterday? Well, yesterday afternoon the girl had her 15 month check-up and showed us just how much she hates being the subject of scrutiny.
I’m amazed at the changes I’ve seen in just these past three months, and I realized as Autumn walked into the examining room herself that I do not have a baby anymore but a little person. She was cool with us taking off her clothes because she’s quite happy to streak though the house in only a diaper, but the moment the resident started poking and prodding her she made it very clear she would have none of it. I spent most of the time as baby wrangler, pushing limbs out of the way so the resident could properly assess my child.
We had a brief break while we waited for the pediatrician and the resident started asking us questions. “When she’s on her stomach does she hold her head up?”
“Um, yeah,” I said, “except when she’s having a tantrum. Then she just buries her face in the carpet.”
“Does she verbalize?”
Nathan and I both chimed in on this one, “Oh yeah, she babbles up a storm.”
The resident paused for a moment as she looked back at the computer screen from which she was reading the questions. “Whoops,” she said, “wrong set of questions.” Apparently we were being asked the questions for assessing a 2-3 month old infant. I thought the “head up while on stomach” question was odd, but I’m a first time mom. What do I know?
After the pediatrician came in to do his business, which was essentially a repeat of the resident’s work, Autumn was ready for her shots. There were only two this time, but I had the unpleasant task of holding down her arms while the nurses poked her legs. Nathan’s too squeamish when it comes to needles and opted to keep his distance.
She howled. She screamed. I wanted to do the same. The last thing on the agenda was a poke on the toe to check her hemoglobin levels. More howls, more screams and three Snoopy Band-Aids later and my daughter was back in my arms, indignantly sniffing as she wiped the tears from her cheeks.
While we waited for the nurse to come back, Nathan noticed drops of blood on the floor. Apparently the Snoopy Band-Aid on the toe wasn’t as effective as the other two on her legs. I freaked out. “Is it on my pants? Is it on my pants?” I asked. Much to my relief it wasn’t and I was able to tend to Autumn’s toe. I was wearing new pants, you know. Blood stains are a bitch to get out.
After all this, we had one more struggle with getting the girl’s clothes back on. She’d pull off the Band-Aids and we’d put them back on. She’d kick her legs and we’d tell her to be still. Trust me, kid. We wanted out of there as much as you.
To top it all off we were told Autumn’s hemoglobin levels are borderline low and that she needs more iorn. Apparently peas at every meal does not constitute enough iron to sustain a toddler. Now we’re tasked with figuring out ways to get more green vegetables in her. Last night we tried chicken stir fry with broccoli. I don’t know if it was the broccoli, the exam or the huge load of crap in her pants that ruined her appetite, but most of the meal wound up on the floor. It was a hit with Molly though.